A chicken in every pot!

Think about it, Herbert Hoover became president with this slogan. I've given this a lot of thought. With the election right around the corner maybe a catchy slogan would put one of these guys over the top?

You need something universal that everyone likes and can identify with. Pasta? A bowl of pasta on every table? No I don't think that's it, too Italian

A gallon of gas for all? Ugh not everyone drives especially in the big cities.

Eureka I think I've got something here, yes it's universal accepted by old, young, rich, and poor.

I say "a pound of bacon in every pan" yep that's a winner. Ok guys I've given you the ticket to the White House with no negatives!